Recognize the B*llshit Jobs

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in consultation services in the matter of bookkeeping and business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in the US.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives’ regular staff.

You will be responsible for shipping goods from multiple shops through our company to different places.
Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1000 up to $3,500 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, mail to us your answer on and we will send you an extensive information as soon as possible.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department” 

Re-read it again, if you must.

Did you catch the bullshit?

The fake offer?

How come the company is never mentioned?

Who the hell would you be working for?

What firm is it?

What is so important about part-time and full-time employment?

Or did they mean that part-time an full-time employment is offered?

Who’s the personnel department?

Is it the whole company?

Why is that you don’t know who you’re contacting?

Did you take a look at the website?

The damn thing is for sale? HELLO!

Just sayin’.

Recognize the bullshit.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s